Are you tired of being a mere mortal? Do you yearn for power, wisdom, and a decent haircut? Look no further! This guide will teach you the ways of the ascended prophets, those mystical beings who have transcended their human limitations to become demigods.
Learn how to ascend to Mount Olympus and bask in the glory of your newfound godhood.
But wait, there's more! Our guide also covers the finer points of Ascension Tactics, including the art of levitating, the science of elemental manipulation, and the ancient art of making really good small talk at parties.